BBQ/Hero Gun – Part II

Well, what have we here….Ah, thats right…its the decorative gunleather I had made for the equally decorative BBQ gun. Well, let’s open the box and see what an embarrassingly large amount of money gets you:

Not gonna lie, I opened the box, pulled away the packing papers, and literally exclaimed “Wow!”. It’s a nice bit of work, I gotta say.

Only needs two things now: custom grips, and an occasion where I can wear this thing.

Making a mark

I read somewhere that your fifties is the period in your life when you will make the most money. For me, that was a pretty low bar to clear, but, it’s proven true for me.

Having a paid for house, vehicle, and no debt frees up a good bit of cash. As a result, it’s only in about the last five years I’ve been able to buy myself the toys and gear I’ve always wanted. And, also, I’ve been able to be a generous friend to people…which I really enjoy.

So, one thing I’d always wanted was something from Zombie Tools. They are just a few minutes drive from where I work, but I’d never been there…although I had always wanted to go. Just never seemed to find the time. Until earlier this week.

I’d decided I was going to get myself a blade and, feeling generous, I’d get one for someone else. Naturally, I couldn’t be satisfied with just the off-the-rack stuff. I needed to be a wee bit bespoke. So, since I wantd to thoroughly explain what I wanted, as well as examine the goods in person, I made the trip to ZT on my lunch break. By the time I finished explaining what I wanted in terms of finish, handles, scabbard, etc. it had climbed to a pretty penny. But…buy once, cry once. I wanted to add some engraving. Turns out ZT has a laser engraving subsidiary. And they do guns. And I have guns. And I have a logo* representation of Commander Zero. So, lets drop the logo into a .jpg and pass it to the engraver guy and see what we get:

Pretty cunning, don’tcha think?

I was actually quite pleased with how it turned out. How pleased? Uhm..this pleased:

As it turns out, they can also do this sort of thing to leather, wood, and other materials. Which means my BBQ gun is definitely getting some custom grips on it. I’ll be bringing by a few rifles and knives after the new year. Pricing? Extremely reasonable. I had four pistols done and with the setup charge it came to about $120, including tip. The guy was very easy to work with and stayed late after normal business hours to accommodate my schedule (hence the tip).

So this is yet another thing to check off my list…a little personalization of some favorite guns. I’m quite pleased with how it turned out and I am equally pleased at the notion of getting a few more things personalized.

* = Logo wasnt the exact word. Sigil might have made sense but for the mystic connotation. Pictograph wasn’t quite right. Symbol was a little vague. I needed a word to describe a picture or design that is used to convey an identity or name. I’m sure there’s a precise word, I just have to find it.

Paratus gifties

Several people sent me gifties for Paratus, and I am grateful and I think they were all very thoughtful and well done. I wanted to point this one out in particular because..well…maybe its just the way life has been going, but I severely ‘lost my crap’ when I saw this and laughed until I cried:Merciful Crom….so true, so true.

And, someone very like-minded got me, among other things, this gem:

Could be Guy Fawkes…could be Ian McCollum (aka Gun Jesus)

Just the thing for…well…IYKYK.

Thank you to everyone who send me a little something, even if it was just a ‘Howdy’ in email. Hey, who knows, maybe someday we’ll have a big weekend Paratus jamboree somewhere. Who knows?

The Last Of Us observations

So with The Walking Dead having sailed into history and devolved into what will, no doubt, be short-lives spinoff series, I need a new post-apocalypse show to immerse myself in. The Last Of Us is the latest installment in that.

The premise? Well, you can go look it up…I don’t really have the willpower to type out a synopsis that you can easily find elsewhere.

So, historically, television and movies have done a wildy disparate job of portraying the dystopian future. One thing that separates TLOU is that while shows like Jericho, The Walking Dead, The Last Ship, etc, all start with an apocalypse, TLOU is actually about whats happening 20 years after the apocalypse. As a result, we don’t see how the world became rubble and ruin, rather, we just start at that point.

So what does the future look like twenty years after the apocalypse? Apparently we get walled cities that are operated by heavy-handed military governments. People work for chits, everything is in short supply, the guards are goons, and there’s always that contingent of people who want to ‘change the system’. Its virtually a trope.

The characters, after only one season, are a bit one-dimensional but you can see that there’s an attempt being made to flesh them out a bit. You can’t really develop a character into a fully-developed person that the audience cares about in only one season. But there’s plenty of foreshadowing about where those character developments will land…tough, hardened kid who just wants the joy of being a child again, gruff survivor secretly needing to love someone and have connection, that sort of thing.

Gunplay? A bit. There’s an interesting scene where a stolen M4 is squirreled away because finding ammo for it is too difficult. Personally, I’d think that in a world full of armed government goons carrying AR’s youd find that .223 is probably the more common round. And, flying in the face of real-world experience, the main hero carries a….Taurus revolver. Hmm. I’m not sure a Taurus has the build quality to last through twenty years of hard use.

One thing I noticed that seems interesting is that outside of the large cities, survivors carry hunting-type rifles (bolt guns) rather than AR’s, whereas inside the walled quarantine zones the government and the rebel faction both use AR’s. Obviously this is because the rebel faction takes the guns from the government faction as they’re killed, but you’d think the M4 would be useful in the rest of the landscape, not just the cities.

My guess is that, 20 years into the apocalypse, ammunition for the M4’s is widely available to .gov forces and those forces are predominantly in the cities…so the M4 prevails there. Outside the cities, in the sparsely populated outside world, all the 5.56 was burned up long ago and people use whatever rifle happens to be chambered for whatever ammunition they find.

Makes me wonder if this is finally the scenario that justifies the Scout rifle concept.

Speaking of BBQ guns

A couple people were curious what I wanted in a barbecue gun. Well, my plan was one of the following:

In a nice extra fancy floral engraved Tom Threepersons holster from El Paso Saddlery.

And, of course, a nice set of showy grips.

Now, I know an engraver here in the valley who does good work ( Mike Gouse ), but I rather prefer factory engraving even if it’s just machine done.

So, there you have it. Attend some big social function and if you see some goober with a gussied up GP-100, well, say hi ’cause its probably me.

It warms the cockles of my heart…and even the sub-cockle region

I don’t get around the internet as much as I used to, so I am way behind the curve and this video is a couple years old…but, dang if it doesn’t fill me full of warm fuzzies like watching a bin full of puppies:

Apparently, not satisfied with the world seeing him go from badass fed to crybaby whiner in mere minutes, Mr James Burk also has a history of shoplifting….which ATFE, naturally, chooses to overlook whereas in just about any other police agency he’d get shown the door.

Mr Burk, naturally, sued for ‘excessive force’…which is odd since he works for an agency that  incinerates buildings full of children. And, worst of all, shoots dogs.

But, for my money, you just can’t help but smile at watching an ATFE goon go from ‘Cool dude’ to crying little girl when someone treats him the way his agency treats everyone else.

Paratus approaches!!!

Man, it just seems like only a few weeks ago I was sending out Paratus gifts and cards. But…it’s seven weeks to Paratus…the holiday of, for, and by survivalists. This year is the fifth year of Paratus. If you’re new to this blog, I have a lovely little FAQ for you to tell you everything you need to know about the holiday that Hallmark still hasn’t made a card for.

Paratus FAQ

I’ve got this years cards on order, and a few gifts lined up. How does the gift giving part work? Heck man, thats the best part of the whole darn holiday! Read the FAQ! Paratus is September 18th this year. Get your shopping done early! Ask your favorite gun, freeze dried, ammo, or gear vendor if they have any Paratus holiday sales! Remember kids, any idiot can just make up a holiday…..and any idiot actually did! It’s the holiday that says “Yeah, I’m a paranoid survivalist…so what?”

As always, I’ll be giving you a couple more headsup as the date approaches but let’s get out there and share the joyous news of Paratus!

The Pandemic meme post

Math:

(S x R)/(A x B x C)  = Theoretical days worth of TP

S = sheets per roll
R = Rolls available

A = Average number of bathroom trips, per day, requiring TP
B = # of sheets needed per use (how many sheets each time you wipe)
C= # of uses per bathroom trip (how many times you wipe per bathroom trip)

Excel says I have 1912.5 days worth of TP. Thats about five years.
Thats per person. If you are calculating for a household, do the same math but divide final result by (# of Gyno-Americans in household x 3).