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Not as good as having his head in a sack, but you take what you can get. I’m guessing that he’s taking one for the team and he’s just the sacrificial anode in a hot water tank full of corruption. Still, anything that makes ATFE look bad is good enough for me. Article.

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Usually, if I’m not using the Platypus flexible plastic water ‘bottle’ or Camelbak system, I use the traditional Nalgene bottle. Why not? They’re usually tough as nails, have plenty of accessories available for them and have proven themselves to be pretty darn handy. (I dont worry about BPH issues…I’ve got so much testosterone I make Vladmir Putin look like Obama. [Sidenote: while there were no shortages of pictures of Obama looking like a wuss, there are simply too many images to count of Putin being a badass.) However, there is a drawback: they are thermally inefficient. Cold liquids dont stay cold. Usually what I do to combat this is to take whatever liquid I plan on drinking (usually a weak iced tea ) and put about 1/5th into the bottle, freeze it, and then fill with the rest of the liquid. As the ice on the bottom of the bottle melts, it keeps everything nice and cold. This works quite well with the only possible drawback being condensation forming on the outside of the bottle.

The other day I was at the range and one of the guys there was praising the HydroFlask. They dont use the word ‘thermos’ but that’s what it is. It’s a double-walled vacuum bottle in the shape of the common aluminum water/fuel bottle. The guy at the range said he tested it by filling it with water and ice cubes and then leaving it on the dashboard of his car in the sun all day and it kept everything nice and chilled. Well, it’s been mighty hot here in western Montana and it would be nice to be able to carry a drink along that stayed cold all day until you drank it. The missus ordered up a pair of the bottles and I’ve been playing with them.

The bottles are made of stainless steel, come in several sizes, three different mouth sizes and, surprisingly, work as advertised. Hot stays hot, cool stays cool. Several colors are available, and there are a couple options for the caps as well. Are they worth $25 when a Nalgene bottle is 1/3 of that? Entirely up to you. After an hour at CrossFit, it’s nice to have the drink I brought be icy cold even though thebottle spent the last hour sitting on the warm concrete. I’d imagine that during hunting season it will be very nice for carrying hot beverages in the morning frost. If youre trundling through the sand and heat in some Third World crapfest of a country, and assuming you can start your day someplace that has an icemaker, one of these might be very popular towards the end of the say when its hot, youre thirsty and the sun has been baking your Camelbak for the last nine hours.

The company also makes a food bottle and I’d be curious to try that out. Need to order one up and put it through its paces. So far these are turning out to be one of the few pieces of gear that ‘work as advertised’…on a hot day, man, there is nothing like cracking the bottle open and seeing all those ice cubes still floating around keeping my drink icy cold. A decadent luxury, but still darn nice.

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Buddy of mine has a property of his setup with an alarm. If the alarm goes off, the system calls him. If he’s unavailable, it calls person #2. If #2 is out, it calls person #3. I am person #3. So I was minding my own business the other day and I get a call on my cellphone. It’s the automated alarm telling me something is up. I grab a loaded 870 from the closet and hop in the truck. I get to the property and chamber a round in the 870 and start looking around for broken windows and that sort of thing. Nothing. I let myself into the house, check things, and everything seems fine. False alarm. Not the first time, but you gotta treat each one like the real deal, y’know?

So I press the bolt release on the shotgun and figure I’ll cycle the ammo out of the gun and reload it. (I prefer a particular order of shotgun shells in my magazine tube.) First round pops out and -fail- the next round stays in the magazine. WTF? The magazine follower or spring had bound up somewhere in the tube and was not providing force to feed the rounds down the tube. (This wasnt as failtacular as it could have been. In addition to the 870 I also had my holstered G19 at the time.)

The follower in the tube was this one from Wilson. I’d replaced the factory follower years ago. I went to the range yesterday to test out the shotgun and it kept doing the same thing. I pulled the follower and it had scuff marks all around its circumference. I pulled the spring, removed the barrel, and ran a boresnake (12 ga. size, naturally) down the tube a few times in case the problem was some accumulated grit or something. Nope…same problem after reassembly. Near as I can figure, the follower is snagging or catching at the junction between the magazine tube and the tube extension. (I tried beveling and filing the edges of the Wilson follower in case there were some sharp edges catching….no joy.)

Remington, for some incredibly stupid reason, ran off a batch of their 870s with dimples in the magazine tube that precluded adding a magazine extension. The fix was to simply drill out those dimples. This shotgun isnt one of those 870s. The mag extension is a quality one, not some cheap Chinese crap. I’m fairly confident the problem is the follower. I ordered a stainless steel one (’cause, baby, nothing kills like overkill) from Brownells today and when it gets here I’m hoping it will make the difference. I also need to carefully investigate the junction of the mag tube extension with the mag tube and see if theres any obvious problem there. The nice thing is that I have enough 870s sitting around here that I can swap out parts through process of elimination to narrow down the culprit. I’m 90% its the follower, though.

I’ve another 870 thats been sitting in the bedroom for a few years and hasnt been shot in quite a while. Guess I better check that one out as well.

Moral of the story: it isnt enough to leave loaded guns laying about, you gotta test ‘em preiodically.

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(Note: if you think this is ‘porn’ then you’ve got a pretty messed up idea about what porn is. This is, at ‘worst’, PG-13.)

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My wife has been daydreaming about ’someday’ possibly, maybe, perhaps retiring to North Carolina when she gets her twenty years in.

Not if they keep this stupid crap up: North Carolina Governor Declares Every Concealed Carry Permit in eastern NC Invalid Due to Hurricane Irene

I suspect there are other states that have nonsense like this on the books. I’m fairly sure Montana ain’t one of them though.

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An LMI buddy of mine got me one of these a few years ago as a gift. They are on closeout from the manufacturer for $15 and they are easily worth that. I use mine as a dedicated gear bag for my CZ bolt gun. I carry spare mags, ammo, cleaning kit, mil dot chart, Chapman set, scope covers, lens cleaning stuff, and a few other necessities in it and have found it to be an excellent piece of kit. For $15 you’d be insane to not get one (or more) to use as range bags, emergency bags, etc, etc.

Some good stuff on their closeout page as well. Made in USA, too. It matters.

(Sadly, I have no connection to the company and, even sadder, they aren’t comping me for this endorsement. Dammit.)

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The thunder gods that live in the clouds were displeased and threw their lances of lightning at the ground to drive the evil subterranean spirits back into the bowels of the earth….But it sparked a wildfire and things are smokey around the valley here today.

Wait..that whole thunder gods throwing lighting lances is just silly superstition? And yet I’m seeing posts around the blogosphere saying that the earthquake near DC was the displeasure of some god being visited upon us mortals. Yeah….thunder gods are silly but THAT makes perfect sense.

It’s interesting to see Facebook and Twitter suddenly turn into a stream of “Holy crap! Earthquake!” postings.

I’m waiting for the conspiracy theories to start that Obama knew it was coming and thats why he and his family let town.

Montana isn’t immune to earthquakes…we’ve had a couple big ones in the past and I’ve felt a few small ones in my time here, but generally speaking earthquakes arent too big a concern out here. The most seismically active area around here is, unsurprisingly, down Yellowstone ways.

I have some friends and family back east and I look forward to hearing their reports on what happened.

I’m happy to sit here with my supplies and gear and not need any of it.

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By the way, that whole “Preseasoned! Ready to use!” label on the new Lodge cookware? Total BS. Season that puppy.

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Plumbing backed up today. Managed to track it from the kitchen sink, down 20′ of pipe crossing my basement and locate it just a foot or two shy of where it meets the main sewer pipe. The good: it was only three feet downhill from the clean-out plug. The bad: there was 20′ of wastewater stacked above the clean-out plug. The ugly: I lost my grip on the clean-out plug.

I have an awesome picture of me covered in what is essentially sewage. But, I got the situation resolved. Or did I? I thought I got it but, no, turns out I hadn’t. Back to the clean out plug and this time I think I got it. I better have, because I am not taking a fourth shower today.

Moral? Twenty feet of waster water in a stack is under a bit of pressure. Snakes need to be at least 25′. Wear goggles. Bleach the frak outta everything. Pour a few buckets of water down the clean-out plug to make sure you got the damn clog.

On the bright side, I think I saved about a hundred bucks from calling in a pro.
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After showering for the third time I went grocery shopping. The spaghetti sauce I stockpile was on sale so I picked up a case. (And, yeah, I can make a dynamite sauce from scratch but when I can buy a jar of sauce for one dollar it makes doing it from scratch kinda pointless.) My eye caught something and, sure enough, the magic shrinking ray has been busy.

Right side is a jar purchased November ‘10. (Yes, I datestamp the food that goes into storage.) On the left, a jar purchased today. 23.9 vs. 26 ounces. Or, put another way, about 10% less. This stuff was on sale for $0.99….or was it? With a 10% reduction in size, compared to the previous size, this jar costs $1.10…ten percent more than the larger jar. Hidden inflation. I would say “coming to a supermarket near you” but, actually, its already there.
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I was going to play with my birthday wok yesterday but the plumbing fiasco screwed it up. I wasn’t going to do a bunch of cooking and then not be able to wash the dishes and have dishes stacked up in the sink for a few days. (At which point the wife points out that leaving dirty dishes in the sink for several days has never been a problem for me before…..) So now that I’m pretty sure I got the thing unclogged (and it bloody well better be) I can fire up the stove and get cooking. Tonight will, ideally, be sliced up pork loin, red & green peppers, onions and a spciy chili sauce served over rice. Ideally. We’ll see.