Childhoods End

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So….that happened……..

No, not the Glock, ya goober. I figured I had passed my finals and graduated but I wasn’t going to be certain until I got the stupid diploma in the mail. And….there ya go. I guess it’s time to go get the grownup job now. (Which, as it turns out, wasn’t nearly as difficult to find as I thought.)

For those of you who are curious, its a Bachelors of Science in Amateur Gynecology with a minor in Lingerie Stress-testing. Exams were tough but the practical course was fun.

28 thoughts on “Childhoods End”

  1. Congratulations! But in a field like that, have you considered grad school?

  2. Golden line, never fails.

    “I am not a Gynecologist, but, I’ll take a look.”

    Congrats on your degree…..”Dr. C. Zero” 🙂

  4. I have a friend who is a GYN. She says it’s quite gross, actually…
    Chose your clientele and their (lack of) symptoms with great discretion.

  6. Seriously people!!! Some people can not even fully read two paragraphs!! LOL

  8. I always wanted to be a gynecologist.
    I heard there was a lot of openings in that field.

  9. A proper degree is a terrible burden.

    You start to think that you need a proper grown-up job.

  10. I’m getting close to retirement and told my wife a while back that I was thinking of starting a spray tan business as a retirement hustle. She thought about it for a minute and said something like, “You realize you’ll be spraying a lot more grannies than Hooters girls. Sometimes she’s such a buzz kill.

  12. We always knew you had plenty of BS! Now you are certified! Congrats!

  14. Congrats Bro! It’s a huge deal. I hope that it pays all the dividends you hope for and a few unexpected ones.

  16. Always good to achieve a big goal!
    Hope your degree isn’t as useless and outdated as some. The advent of feminism would seem to hurt your career plans, but the big media push for transsexualism (since more guys seem to want to become “women”) ought to expand your market.

    • Took me this long to get the undergraduate. Grad school would kill me. But, I might do it anyway. We’ll see.

  19. Congrats on passing finals and getting the diploma especially how this last year has been. I’ve always wanted to finish college, have always felt I failed my parents somehow. Guess it is always possible.

  20. Well done. Freelance gynecology is a tough racket, might want to try something less stressful, like Liberal Re-Education Camp Counselor.

    If you intend to do grad school, do it soon, the longer you wait, the less it becomes important. Watch out for advisors, they are known to embrace “mission creep” with abandon!

    So, since no one has asked yet, what do you want for a graduation present?

    • Jennifer Lawrence, or a couple of her body doubles. Otherwise, surprise me.

  23. I tried college 4 times between my teens and age 40. Finally gave it up as a bad deal – I’m not the kind of student who can make it through a regimented course of studies.

    More power to you, and I hope your “grown up” job satisfies.

    Kurt

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