So, it looks like this week its Texas’ turn in the barrel. Im mentally preparing myself for the self-righteous onslaught that will result from the ‘federal relief to illegal aliens’ noise that this will surely generate.
You would think that with FEMA and the other ‘relief’ agencies already just down the street in Louisiana, Texas oughtta get lots of attention pretty quickly if things get ugly. Then again, I think most Texans are probably smart enough to not live below sea level.
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As posted, people who (typically) waited to the last minute to evacuate are not only getting stuck in traffic jams of biblical proportions, but are also having to contend with gas stations running out of the stuff. Have these people learned nothing? Less than three weeks ago Katrina pwned New Orleans and the papers were full of “I should have evacuaqted sooner” and “I would have evacuated if I had gas” stories. Assuming that your vehicle gets, mmm, 15 mpg then a five-gallon can of gas gives you 75 miles of range. Seventy five. Thats enough to get out of the path of most hurricanes. Ten gallons? 150 miles – plenty of distance. Now, for some fast math. Call it $3.00 a gallon, $6 a piece for gas cans, sixty cents for gas treatment for ten gallons (yes, you’d have to buy the whole bottle of PRI-G or Sta-Bil, but maybe your buddy has some he uses with his lawnmower.) So, for less than $43 you could guarantee yourself enough fuel to get at least far enough to be out of the way of the hurricane. (And thats giving a generous 50%-wasted-idling-in-traffic handicap) $43. I will bet you fifty bucks theres no shortage of motorists on those highways, nervously eyeing their fuel guage and the “NO GAS” signs (as well as the mile-long lines) who would be thrilled to give you $50 for a five-gallon can of gas right now. But, if a month ago you said “Hey Tex, have you thought about spending fifty bucks to keep two gas cans in your garage ready to go in case of emergency?” you’d have probably been dismissed as paranoid or a worrier.
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In news of the Very Very Interesting, it appears that the folks that make the double-snail-drum 100-round Beta-Mags for the AR are going to be bringing out a 100-rd mag for the Mini 14. This is mildly amusing. Here’s the part thats going make your tires spin: they are also bringing one out for the M1A. 100 rounds of .308. A couple of those babies and you become a one-man roadblock. If there is a god, they’ll make a magazine tower adapter for the FAL. However, given the usage of the M14-type rifles these days, plus the inevitable military interest in Iraq and ‘Stan, the money is going to be in making it for the M1A. Think about it…you could slap a bipod on your M1A, dig in, slap in a drum and be quite the force multiplier. Drawbacks? As I read it, the loaded mag is about 11.5 pounds and I’ll bet its as noisy as the .223 when loaded. Which reminds me, I really would like to get a drum or two for the AK’s.
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The NRA and GOA have gotten off their butts and are bringing suit regarding the gun confiscations in New Orleans. This will be interesting…at least in the Chinese way. The best you could hope for out of this is .gov stopping what theyre doing and admitting they were wrong. Worst is that some court could refuse the case saying that theres some sort of emergency powers act that no one knew about. Regardless of how it shakes out, theres obviously a lesson in there for all of us. If you havent figured out what it is, well, ask the looters real nice and maybe they wont hurt you.
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The fabulous flectar parkas arrived yesterday for the BunkerBabe who, after trying them on, had that sexy ‘surplus military’ smell about her for an hour. Mmmmm. The tremendously-less-sexy daddygod also received his yesterday and was pleased. I may need to start a ‘Show Us Your Flectar’ thread some day. If you havent jumped on the bandwagon yet, these are very warm, extremely comfortable, and ridiculously cheap German surplus field jackets with liners. And the camo pattern works quite well, I might add. They are a seasonal offering so buy ’em now. Cheap enough to have spares, good enough to wear every day. And, oy, talk about comfortable!
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Which reminds me, if you already get the Sportsmans Guide catalog, be aware that they have a second catalog of just military surplus gear and it is far more useful than their regular catalog. Call Sportsmans Guide ( 1-800-888-3006 ) and tell them you want the ‘HQ’ gov’t surplus catalog. Seriously. They get some great stuff I havent seen offered elsewhere. Prices are usually pretty good.
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Halloween is approaching. Lotsa places will be selling lightsticks and having post-Halloween closeouts on them so start setting a few bucks aside now. CostCo, around here anyway, usually has a 15 pack of individually foil-packed lightsticks for about $13. I buy one pack each year and rotate the previous years stock to secondary usage status. Theyre cheap and work in environments that a candle or lantern might not be good in. Get some.
Your hair in that photo is exactly why I start the nagging much earlier now.
Oh, nice! Undermine me in front of the other LMI’s!
Hey, having a set of clippers so that you can get your hair trimmed after all the barbers have perished in the apocalypse is important! Preparedness extends to aesthetics! 😉
My parka should be arriving within the hour. I just hope the size is ok. I took a flier on M, based on my issue M65 and some German tanker coveralls I picked up earlier.
My Army manuals say that maintaining good grooming is an important part of maintaining morale. 🙂
Which reminds me – I need to give myself a haircut today.
Hmm…my husband has hair like Ted Nugent. I guess I’ll just have to resign myself to postapocalyptic immorality. Yeah, I think I could maintain that…
Not to mention shorter hair helps prevent parasites and doesn’t offer a convenient handle if push comes to grapple. If you can’t see scalp through it it’s too long 😉
The tremendously-less-sexy daddygod
Hey! I..well….okay, it’s a fair rap.
well then my hair must be becomeing more and more ideal! i figure in a few more months you’ll be able to see scalp and i wont even have had a haircut.
What’s really cute is the flectar ballistic vest.
Hasn’t the Beta-C magazine been getting really bad performance reviews from the troops? Like, dead soliders being found with hopelessly jammed weapons with Beta-C magazines stuck in them… supposedly the Army put out a warning to stop using them, but I cannot find the link… grrr hate it when I neglect to save interesting links…
LIghtsticks ? yeah we have the cheap kiddie ones in for halloween at Goodwill in Tomah for $0.99 a 2 pack