Its beginning to look a lot like Festivus……….

The holiday season approaches. Whats on my list for Christmahanukwanzakah? Not much, actually. Oh, sure, a Barrett will always be on the list but other than that….I think I’m set.

Usually I give out 10/22 mags as gifts since I got into them so cheaply but, unfortunately, the Current Situation has me thinking that I’m better off holding onto them since in about two years they’ll be worth at least $50 each (give or take the $200 tax stamp).

Tell you what, doing holiday shopping for anyone who is into guns must be quite a challenge right now since virtually anything gun related is outta stock at most stores. On the other hand, give someone a 20-rd box of Winchester white box .223 and it’d be almost like handing out crisp $50 bills.

What are you asking Santa/Hanukah Harry/Voodoo Man for this year?

Gun Show AAR

As I expected, ammo was priced in the stratosphere. There was Federal XM193 at the bargain price of…$1.25 per round. Yeah, $25 per 20 round box. 9mm was at least fifty cents per. AR mags, notably Pmags, were around $18 which was mildly surprising. I suspect the guys at Magpul have been hedging their bets for the last few months and have a lot of product sitting around ready to meet demand. Guns themselves were no bargains. Cheapest Glocks were $550 for used and I didnt see any new.  AR’s of various flavors were all in the $800+ range. The closest thing to a bargain I could find were complete PSA AR lowers with telestocks for $250.

All in all, about what I expected (except for Pmags remaining pretty flat). Did I buy anything? Nope, not a thing. Saw some ammo cans I wanted but that was about it. Still, it was nice to see familiar faces and being among ‘my own kind’. And nobody was wearing a mask.

Hit all the gun stores on the way back and they were pretty well picked over. So, really, no surprises. I have a sense of vindication for my purchasing habits of the last several years.

Gun Show

Hamilton gun show today! Man I miss gun shows. I’ll be there this afternoon taking stock of how little stock I expect to find. My guess? No centerfire ammo of any kind for less than $0.50/@, no Glocks for less than $550, and every AR and AK is at least $800.

We shall see.

Gun storage

Someone asked me in email about what I do, if anything, to package guns for the Deep Sleep. It’s probably a disappointment to most folks who are expecting some sort of long list of ritual greasing, packaging, preserving, etc., but….I really don’t do very much.

Any gun I’m packing away is a gun that probably has a history of ruggedness, durability, and survivability. I’d package up a nice blued Colt Python a lot differently than I’d package up a Glock. Because the guns I’m putting away are usually mil-spec in terms of material and finish, they are already enjoying a head start on being resistant to the threats posed from long term storage.

Really, for most guns all I do is clean them thoroughly, lubricate them normally, pack them into a quality hard case with dessicant, and thats really about it.

I’ve handled guns that have sat around for fifty years in closets, under beds, in attics, hidden in barns, etc, etc. These were guns that were not given any special treatment nor stored in any purpose-built gun vault. Problems encountered have been:

  • Rust – This is usually the most obvious problem. It can be a light freckling all the way to full-blown rust. The cause is, obviously, moisture. The source could be just the ambient humidity in the air, like if you live in Florida, or from an environmental scenario such as leaving the gun leaning up against an object like a furnace duct or other feature that has high temperature swings. The solution is to store in a case that is as airtight as possible along with a handful of dessicant. Most of the guns that I pack away for Der Tag are guns that are already pretty rust-resistant…Glocks, parkerized guns, etc… so I can give them less consideration than, say, a nicely blued Rem 700 or something.
  • Bore obstructions – Be honest…do you always, religiously, without fail, check the bore of a gun that has just come out of storage before you shoot it? Most people do not. I’ve seen plenty of barrels with cobwebs in them, old cleaning patches, and on at least one occasion a mud daubers nest. Some folks say you should plug the bore of the gun with a foam ear plug to prevent anything from getting in there. I worry that traps moisture inside the barrel. I clean my bores thoroughly, run a lubed patch through, then follow up with a few dry patches, and leave it at that. And I always check for obstructions when pulling a gun out of storage.
  • Dried grease – On older military guns (SKS, Mosin Nagants, Mausers, etc) guns were preserved by using copious amounts of grease…not oil. SKS rifles were notorious for having huge amounts of grease saturating them, this method preserves things beautifully but it is an enormous task to get all that grease out of a gun. I’ve had guns that, literally, sweat grease out of the stock when they heat up and this is years and years after I initially got the gun and cleaned it up. Grease that has dried up forms a crusty, hard residue that requires nothing less than sitting around for hours with a heat gun, rags, and dental picks to clear up.
  • Dust mixing with oil – overlube a gun and the oil pools and starts collecting dust, which becomes a sludge, which eventually becomes a caked on mess. I lube a gun thoroughly and then use a rag to try an wipe off the oil I just applied. This leaves just enough to keep the gun safe without overdoing it.

Virtually all of these issues are resolved by using an airtight purpose-built gun case. The $9 Flambeau or Plano gun case is not good enough. Spend $200 and get a Pelican or Hardigg case. A lot of cases, at half the price, claim to be ‘as good as’ or ‘just like’…they are not. When you have to pull your genuine Belgian FAL or pre-ban HK93 out of the rafters, that is not the time to find out that your bargain case that saved you $50 had a crappy O-ring gasket and one side of your rifle has a nice orange sheen to it. The one good and cheap(er) alternative is when it comes to handguns – a genuine US GI ammo can, with good seals, is a perfect container for pistol rug, with dessicant, holding your preferred handgun.

The next question is probably “What else do you store with the guns? Ammo? Tools?”

Storing ammo with the gun is a bit iffy, IMHO. Why? Because the well-oiled gun is in an airtight case. Leave some ammo in there and I suppose there’s a possibility of oil contamination rendering the ammo unreliable. Big if, sure…but if things have gotten serious enough you’re pulling Ol’ Painless outta storage then things are serious enough that the last thing you want is ammo of questionable reliability, no? As an aside, I pack ammo in perfect/good condition military ammo cans. Metal ones. Not the plastic ones that when dropped on a hard surface shatter like my dreams and hopes.

Remember guys, guns have only two natural enemies: rust and politicians.

 

Shutdowns and vaccines

I noticed that for a few days the buzz on various media outlets was speculation that the idiots that run California were going to declare a shutdown of pretty much everything that would include, as I read it, requiring people to stay home…much in the style of what has been seen in Europe.

Good luck with that. As I’ve said, quarantines won’t work in the US. At least, not in the parts of the US that aren’t full of nanny staters. And not in the way quarantines are meant to.

Anyway, I would imagine that the threat of a statewide ”stay at home” order is probably enough to send the locusts back out for yet another round oof the ceaseless panic buying. And thats another reason why you and I have our stockpiles already in place, right?

You know, one of the defining metrics of a survivalist, other than “how much TP do you have”, is the old “How long could you stay in your house without resupply”. Assuming the water and sanitation infrastructure remains in place, I could stay here probably for several months. But, not everyone (fortunately) is like me… there’s always that contingent of people who have nothing in the cabinets except some baking soda, a bag of rice, and a couple cans of peas. And they never, ever learn from experience. I expect these people to be clogging up the checkout lines at the supermarket for the next few days.

Vaccine? Call me a pessimist but being an early adopter for something that gets injected into your body sounds like a hard no to me. Why would I take a risk with a rushed-to-market vaccine for a virus that isn’t going to (statistically) kill me? I’ve talked to a bunch of people and only one has said they’d be willing to be among the first in line to get this thing.

Nope…my plan is the same as its always been – ride this thing out with minimal impact to my life. I already lead a fairly isolated (read: antisocial) existence, so I’m not getting a vaccine and I’m not standing in line for toilet paper.

What about you? Gonna get the vaccine?

 

Going green

I am very rapidly becoming a fan of cerokoting (cerocoating? Cerro coating? Screw it..gonna go with ‘coating’) firearms. As you guys may recall, a couple years ago I came into a HiPower that spent some time underwater (fortunately, it was fresh water). The gun had zero finish and pitting that made it look like an aerial map of Utah. Although the coating didn’t do much to fill in the great holes, it did clen the gun up a bit and give it a good look. You can see the story of the Watergun here. I liked the look and, honestly, wh odoesn’t like personalizing a gun in a unique manner that makes that gun truly ‘theirs’? I guarantee you, ain’t no other HiPower out there like the Watergun.

Anyway….

An LMI buddy of mine is going to gunsmith school and, apparently, he’s something of a gunsmithing prodigy. The classes have gotten to the point where he needed a gun to practice coating. He came to me. Did I have a pistol that I would let him experiment on? Mmmmm. Yes. I have some ancient NYPD police revolvers from waaaaaaay back when that have been sitting in the safe for the last twenty years. I got them for around $125-150 back in the 90’s and just kinda tucked ’em away. Pulled one out that had a goodly amount of bluing missing, a bit of pitting here and there, but was otherwise mechanically sound. (Most police guns are cosmetic nightmares but mechanically sound. Why? They get carried and banged around every day but they are almost never actually fired except at the occasional qualification once or twice a year for maybe a hundred rounds a year total. If that. And considering its NYPD it may have been a lot less than a hundred.) I told him to go ahead and see what he could do. I preferred olive drab or forest green and, while youre at it, slap a lanyard swivel on the butt for me, mmmkay?

He came by today and I had completely forgotten about the pistol until he pulled it and its holster out of his coat, shoved it at me and said “Here’s your pistol that you wanted coated.”

Oh. My. Crom. This was exactly…and I mean exactly…what I wanted. A nice dark military OD and a lovely lanyard ring. The trigger, hammer, and cyclinder release were were done in black and contrast nicely against the dark green. A lot of the technical details went over my head, but he toook the gun apart, even removing the barrel, and degreased everything coated it in some sort of vibranium-adamantium based coating, baked it on, and, I am told, the thing is virtually rustproof. It’ll  never be truly 100% rustproof but I can apparently abuse it pretty well and not have it turn into a puddle of oxidized metal. (I just received a text back from the LMI…he says “manganese parked on everything but the cerekote, that is zinc parkerized.” So there you go.)

TPIWWP, so here you go:

That is some seriously sexy lipstick on that pig. Now, to be honest, I gave him this particular gun to use because I had no idea how it would turn out. He’s new at this, right? For all I know the thing was gonna come out looking Jerry Garcia’s shower curtain. But after seeing this I am kicking myself for not giving him my old Ruger Security-Six .357 to do this to. And now, having fallen hopelessly in love with this color and finish, I’m gonna see if I can cajole/bribe/beg him into doing a couple more guns for me. In addition to the coating, he also polished up some rough spots and put that swiveling lanyard ring in there for me. I’ve always had a fondness for those archaic touches like lanyard rings and leather flap holsters.

I’m no photography expert, so I have trouble taking pictures that give accurate representations of an items true color…but its a very, very military olive drab that just looks darn good. Pretty much the exact same green as your average ammo can, in fact. Tell you what, I’d have happily paid some decent money for that level of work. I’d really like to have a Mauser .308 done up like this.  I think my buddy needs to start a portfolio of before-n-after pictures on stuff like this because the work he did was amazing.

Friday of Color

Ok, so we’re in the post-Thanksgiving stage now. Now is the run-up to Christmas and then…the new year of 2021.

Media says that folks are staying home for the most part and that any Friday of Color of serious quantity is being done online. Works for me. I love online shopping. You youngsters may not remember it, but in the dark days before Al Gore invented the internet, if you wanted to shop through the mail you had to get a catalog. And the only way you even knew that there was a company you wanted a catalog from was to see their ad in a magazine or something. Then you’d send them a letter asking for a catalog, wait for them to receive the letter, they sent you a catalog, you waited to receive the catalog, you ordered from the catalog by sending them your order in the mail, wait for them to receive it, they ship it to you, wait for it to arrive, and then…finally…you got your cool survivalist geegaw. And then you’d find out it’s the wrong size/color/yield and have to send it back and the whole process would start over. Broadly, it could be a month from when you saw the company’s ad in the back of Soldier of Fortune to when you actually got your goodies.

Nowadays, I can literally….literally…have a plate and plate carrier on my doorstep in three days or less with one-click of my mouse. You kids have no idea how spoiled you are in terms of amazing choices and accessibility to quality survival gear. No idea.

I can be sitting at my desk watching YouTube and someone says “Hey, I bought a [Item] and have been testing it. Its awesome, you should get one!” and I can have one on order in less than a minute. How utterly amazing is that? There are people on this planet who have to walk five miles with a bucket on their head to get drinking water and I can order up a hundred pounds of ammo to be delivered to my door and I don’t even have to get out of my chair. I love this country!

Of course, there’s a drawback to all this – it’s easy…really, really easy…to spend money quickly and carelessly. I won’t say I have never had buyers remorse, but I’m much better at resource management than I used to be. Still..sometimes it’s an enormous relief when I go to order something and find hat I can’t because it’s out of stock.

So…while you’re doing your FOC shopping today think back to those dark days of survivalism where you actually had to slap a stamp on an envelope to order up your LL Baston underbarrel Mossberg 500 mount for your AR15. You kids have it so easy today.

“We’re all gonna buy.” No lie, this was an Actual Thing back in the ’80’s.

Turkeyday

Today is Thanksgiving, which is, nominally, a day to give thanks. For me its a day to eat turkey. My life is a swirling dumpster fire of rage and pain, so I tend to not be thankful as much as I am vengeful. Nonetheless, I realize I’m in the minority on that sort of thing…so, for those of you who engage in the Norman-Rockwell-esque version of Thanksgiving, I say ‘enjoy’.

Following the holiday are the Black Friday Friday Of Color sales. I cannot imagine any vendor needs a holiday sale to get product moving in this Current Situation. Why would you mark your guns and ammo down for a holiday sale when you can double the price and have it fly out the door seven days a week? Still, I’ll go through the motions anyway because I’m always looking for a deal. Lemme know if you guys find any good deals that are actually in stock.