Snail mail: Zero PO Box 1893 Missoula MT 59806-1893
Although I appreciate the offer, I’ll save you some time: I’m not interested in joining your faction, religion, command structure, or movement. I won’t help you move your Nigerian oil money. I have no intention of providing you with illegal arms or other cool stuff. Don’t need the Viagra, thanks. Or the stock tips.
Otherwise, feel free to drop a line and say hi.