Article – Zombie Bullets In High Demand Following Flesh-Eating Attacks

Man, did the folks at Hornady’s marketing department hit a home run or what?

Talk about zombies and a possible zombie apocalypse has increased due to recent gory accounts of drug-induced, flesh-eating attacks in the news. Stores across the U.S., including in Metro Detroit, are getting in on the undead action by selling Zombie Bullets, made by Hornady Manufacturing. In promoting the product on their website, Hornady suggests, “Be PREPARED – supply yourself for the Zombie Apocalypse with Zombie Max ammunition from Hornady! Loaded with PROVEN Z-Max bullets… MAKE DEAD PERMANENT!”


I tell ya, I thought the anti-zombie ammo was a bad idea but it looks like Hornady was ahead of the curve on this one. Bravo!

8 thoughts on “Article – Zombie Bullets In High Demand Following Flesh-Eating Attacks

  1. Good marketing, good timing, now will the .22LR work as well. Remember Zombies have to have heard shots

    Or head shots, even. I think at relatively short ranges the .22 would work. The movies and TV show zombie heads being somewhat fragile so I think a .22 would work close-in whereas it wouldn’t perform as well on a living person.

  2. Good marketing, good timing, now will the .22LR work as well. Remember Zombies have to have heard shots

    Or head shots, even. I think at relatively short ranges the .22 would work. The movies and TV show zombie heads being somewhat fragile so I think a .22 would work close-in whereas it wouldn’t perform as well on a living person.

  3. Good marketing, good timing, now will the .22LR work as well. Remember Zombies have to have heard shots

    Or head shots, even. I think at relatively short ranges the .22 would work. The movies and TV show zombie heads being somewhat fragile so I think a .22 would work close-in whereas it wouldn’t perform as well on a living person.

  4. As I understand it the rounds are the same as their Critical Defense ammo but with a different colored tip.

    Well, yeah…I didnt think they had some sort of magical anti-zombie chemical coating or something…….

  5. I’m not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I used to be.

    If you’re starved long enough, you can’t move fast or think about anything but food. You will wander around trying to eat things like grass, tree bark and people. As the nervous system degenerates from lack of essential oils, your gait will be affected.

    If you failed to stock up on edible oils while they were cheap and abundant, human brains (at 20% DHA by weight) will start to look very tasty indeed. One of the best sources of DHA is fish oil, but it is highly perishable.

    When mice are in abundance, the only part that the owls eat is the brains. One of my friends claims that when native americans killed a buffalo, the first thing that they did was break open the skull with a rock so they could eat raw brains.

    It is said that in the distant past, humans were starved down to a population in the range of 200 to 20,000 individuals. I suspect that cannibalism was rampant during the crisis.

    Because of that event, there is less genetic diversity in the entire human population than there is between two neighboring groups of lowland gorillas.

    see for example:

    http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2012/03/02/the_last_famine

    http://www.gnolls.org/2754/big-brains-require-an-explanation-part-i-why-did-humans-become-smarter-not-just-more-numerous/

    I tried to warn everyone, but they just laughed at me.

  6. Hornady with the lime green Daybrite bullet tips, Kabar with same colored grip knives – who or what dictates this color is dedicated for zombie use ?

    John Galt III, you brought up an interesting point. I’ve noticed that birds of prey often start with eating the head of what they just caught, I always assumed it was making sure it was ‘good and dead’.

  7. Just wait for the guy who licenses the image of those two “Twilight” kids and puts it on a .22 LR rifle stock – He’ll be rich in about 45 minutes. While this idea is almost as horrifying as real zombies the upside would be tens and tens of thousands of teenage girls would be responsible for taking previously unarmed households into being gun owners…

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